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Why Air Dropping Food to Palestine is Genocide
Do you really think Genocide Joe would be a kind and generous man making the world a better place if he did not need your votes? Yet neoliberal shills are falling for this performative politics all the time.
It Is Time To Pull a Bush and Invade a Country at Random
Not only did no one believe Trump could write an “op-ed” piece, but now Lebanon, Iran, Gaza, and Israel are all on notice because no one can comprehend the article well enough to know who he wants to attack.