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Chicago Voted ‘Worst City’ by City-Haters Monthly
“I’ll always have nostalgia-hate for the Pacific Northwest,” wrote another hate-filled user in the City-Haters comment section. “[B]ut the hate-tingle I get from pics of sunsets over the Chicago River, or like a pair of seagulls quietly soaring through the downtown Loop… I am not kidding you – it literally causes me to vomit.”
Hell is Being an AI Recreation of Henry David Thoreau Teaching Transcendentalism to Teenagers
‘Ralph Waldo Emerson is twice as helpful at answering questions with none of the attitude’ they say. Well maybe the teachers and parents should send their kids to Ralph Waldo Emerson then.
Locally Advertised Orgy Actually Just Three Men Playing Magic: The Gathering
We were halfway into setting up the dungeon when Tony claimed he had a new deck featuring Atraxa, Praetor’s Voice as his legendary creature. Well, I said get out of here because Tony never makes multicolored decks.