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Why Air Dropping Food to Palestine is Genocide
Do you really think Genocide Joe would be a kind and generous man making the world a better place if he did not need your votes? Yet neoliberal shills are falling for this performative politics all the time.
It Is Time To Pull a Bush and Invade a Country at Random
Not only did no one believe Trump could write an “op-ed” piece, but now Lebanon, Iran, Gaza, and Israel are all on notice because no one can comprehend the article well enough to know who he wants to attack.
If you are Black in Today’s Republican Party You Have to be Twice the Psychopath as Your White Counterparts to get Any Attention -Tim Scott
I am your run of the mill Republican. Trump’s tax cuts are my bread and butter, I am willing to blame immigrants for everything, pardon any violent right wing criminal Trump wants, claim I can snap my finger to make inflation disappear, and make pregnant women property of the state. So why can’t I get any attention?
No One Would Know I Committed A War Crime If I Did Not Feel the Need To Brag About It -Elon Musk
The Russians were innocent bystanders who had invaded a country completely unaware there might be combat. Did those Ukrainians act like gentlemen, surrender to the warrior race, and line up to be genocided in a peaceful fashion as Putin had ordered? No, they shot at these poor unsuspecting and often undefended invaders who were merely trying to replace the inhabitants of Ukraine with their own.
Trump Wants to Eliminate Democracy, Create War in our Borders, and Closet My Niece but Joe Biden is Old
On one side we have an authoritarian who has discussed eliminating large parts of the judiciary, centralizing power in himself, and forcing all gays and transexuals into the closet. On the other side of the aisle, we have an 81-year-old man. How am I to decide between these two?