Joe Biden’s Success at G-20 Summit is a Sign he is Too Old for the Job
Pictures of a smug bastard refusing to look as decrepit as the media claims
Washington, DC – Over the course of the week President Joe Biden wrapped up the G-20 summit followed by a trip through Asia. The weekend trip brought about an all-night summit in Vietnam, after which improved economic relationships were agreed upon. The success of these trips is expected to improve conditions for both countries, while further expanding a counter balance of Asian countries worried about being bullied by China and Russia. The success begs the question, is Joe Biden too old for the job of presidency?
“Pulling all-nighters to expand our international relationships for the sake of peace and stability is not a job for an 80-year-old man” said Peter Doocy of Fox News. “Joe Biden successfully did all of that, which is a sure-fire demonstration of the fact he is too old for the job.”
Fox News has not been alone in the condemnation of Joe Biden’s energy. We interviewed impartial Trump voter and rural diner resident Trent Beasly for more.
“Working with a foreign country that provides leverage if we were to go toe to toe against China is something Trump did not even try to do. The momentous occasion performed by such an old man should make us worry. It was better when our former president knew he could sit on the couch and declare trade wars on Twitter without ever having a plan,” said Trent. “Bloomberg claims that for the first time since 1976 US GDP is growing faster than China’s. Where is Trump for this? Why would I trust an old man to handle that when I want Trump instead?”
Although there are few doubts about the coverage, the media has been frustrated by Biden not playing by their narrative. Instead, Biden has frequently been caught on camera riding his bike and wearing a helmet while taking questions from the media. Such scorn for not following the media’s narrative has not gone unnoticed. Fox News ran a whole segment attacking him for doing Pilates. It was ultimately scrapped as it showed Biden looking younger than his age when no viewers believed Donald Trump could do the same.
“Joe Biden is doing us wrong by refusing to be the person we pretend he is” said Fox News Anchorwoman Megyn Kelly. “We try to play any segment we can of a slip or a trip but the fact that he always gets up and keeps moving makes him seem like he can handle his age just fine. Why is he making our life so hard? With his trip to the G-20 we did not even get a trip, after hours of economic talk the best thing we got was a moment where he said he was going to get some sleep after the all-nighter. What can you do? You can only play a stutter on repeat so many times before your audience feels they are being manipulated.”
The situation gets even worse as the president’s age is not the only story refuting the media’s claims. Warner Bros CEO David Zaslav, who oversees CNN had this to say.
“The media sees it as imperative to get Trump back, not just so that the owners won’t have to pay taxes but because the chaos of the Trump years is what brought viewers in. Unfortunately, reality is just not conforming to our claims. If we were to cover news then Trump’s Truth Social rants would destroy the narrative of who is more articulate, or the public would hear about the 2025 plan. Covering those stories does not fulfill our intentions,” said Zaslav. “Biden did not give us any controversies. All we can do is provide wall to wall coverage of his age. We tried to manufacture controversies. We even tried to attack him for saying he loved his son, who committed the crime of paying his taxes late. As it turns out though, attacking someone for being in contact with their kids and loving their family does not play well outside of the Fox News viewing audience.”
