Kamala Harris Tells Donald Trump he Should Smile More

Philadelphia, PA – As Harris leads in the polls news agencies have sought her answers to many of America’s most important questions. This includes “what are the worse parts of your policy,” and “what is the best way to take you out of context?” Most important of all, CNN asked Kamala Harris “what should Donald Trump do to win the election?”

“He should smile more” said a beaming Kamala Harris. “He travels by private jet, won the Donald Trump golf trophy this year, and was the guest of honor in his January 6th fundraising gala. Yet all we see him do is scowl. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.”

The message resonated well with left wing voters with newfound sources of happiness. However, the message fell flat with Republicans. Donald Trump himself took to Truth Social to air his grievances.

“How dare her crooked administration attempt to make America smile again. We will banish this radical left-wing plot of spreading joy to the ends of the earth! She did not even answer the question. Without a plan to elect me, the greatest president America has ever had, how can we trust her to lead!”

Despite the accusations of mansplaining to men, many pundits praised the tactic. Pollsters expressed shock to learn four out of every five Americas prefer being happy rather then depressed. A margin so strong that even some in the Republican Party have debated the tactic.

“It was a hard sale” said Trump campaign manager David Wellington. “Trump likes the scowl because it convinces people he is not just saying he will lock up his political opponents, but it is something he will do. Still, I found photos of him smiling with his old friend Jeffry Epstein, and the internet ate it up, helping us to freely circulate the content far and wide. Take that America!”