Pushing Back on Media Portrayal J.D. Vance Clarifies he Only Hates Most Women

San Francisco, CA – Tired of his media image, a disappointed Vance took to FoxNews to better explain himself.

“I am really angry at the left-wing media distorting my image as someone who hates all women. This could not be further from the truth; I only hate most women,” said Vance. “This just includes young women, infertile women, post-menopausal women, and female women. There are plenty of women with nice uteruses and nurturing breasts which I respect. The media never talks about that.”

The interview comes along with an increasingly grim atmosphere for Republicans. Polls show a record high gender gap with women breaking for Democrats. Confounding Republicans further these same polls often show a sizable chunk of men claim to like women, begging the question of can Republicans even keep an advantage among men? Desperate to turn this image around Donald Trump spoke up on Vance’s behalf.

 “JD Vance is a lover of beautiful women. Maybe not the best lover, you cannot love beautiful women and girls as much as Jeffry Epstein and myself, but I would say maybe third or fourth greatest lover of women,” said the former president. “Take his wife, Usha for instance. She is a good mother. So, I said she does not have to worry about mass deportation until wave 3 or 4, but not during wave 1. She is not my taste though, if she was white, she would still only be a 7 but I respect JD for that.”

The statements from Trump appears to have had little effect on the race. Pollster Frank Luntz weighed in on the problems facing the Republican Party this cycle.

“When JD Vance used the phrase ‘childless cat lady’ it came off as hurtful and hateful to voters,” said Frank Luntz. “I had a conversation with him, letting him know the phrase was reinforcing negative frames of Republicans and he should address it. I think he listened as he got onto social media the next day to apologize to cats.”