Supreme Court to Hear Case on Supreme Court Immunity
Washington, DC – Following hearing on Alito v. Ethics and Democracy v. Fuck You the Supreme Court has announced its intention to take up Common Decency v. Supreme Court. This will let the Supreme Court make a final ruling on the controversial question of Supreme Court immunity.
“Recent interpretations of the constitution have put into question whether legislating should be done through a Democratically elected body of professionals, or whether the founders of the constitution wanted legislation performed by the judicial branch,” explained legal expert Dave Wasp. “This question pits the philosophy of rationalism versus the legal doctrine of Fascism for the battle of America’s future.”
Traditionally, immunity for any branches of government was considered un-American. However, that all changed after John Roberts innovative leading opinion in the case of Thomas Jefferson v. Spin in Your Grave Ass Wipe. Roberts wrote “Holding 6 of 9 seats in the highest court of the land gives us liberties prohibited in the constitution.” Since the decision, the constitutionality of holding public officials accountable to law, has been put into question.
Alito explained “When Dick Cheney shot a man in the face, there was so much respect for public officials that the man shot in the face apologized to him. Now, our social contract is so heavily eroded that I cannot even accept a trip on Lord Putin’s private yacht without the media asking a million questions.”
The case will not be heard until November yet Democratic politicians have raised concerns.
“Checks and balances are an essential aspect of American governance,” said Dick Durbin (D-IL) of the Senate Judiciary Committee. “If the Supreme Court cannot abide by the rule of law then it is time the American people to demand serious reforms of our institutions.”
