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Why Air Dropping Food to Palestine is Genocide
Do you really think Genocide Joe would be a kind and generous man making the world a better place if he did not need your votes? Yet neoliberal shills are falling for this performative politics all the time.
“We Never Would Have Demanded a Ceasefire if We Knew Biden Could Achieve it” Confesses News Anchor
It has become a dark week for news media as positive stories have overwhelmed current events, leaving anchors stranded as they devise strategies on how to avoid positive coverage. Most fundamental has been the release of hostages in Gaza as part of a ceasefire agreement between Hamas and Israel.
It Is Time To Pull a Bush and Invade a Country at Random
Not only did no one believe Trump could write an “op-ed” piece, but now Lebanon, Iran, Gaza, and Israel are all on notice because no one can comprehend the article well enough to know who he wants to attack.