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Locally Advertised Orgy Actually Just Three Men Playing Magic: The Gathering
We were halfway into setting up the dungeon when Tony claimed he had a new deck featuring Atraxa, Praetor’s Voice as his legendary creature. Well, I said get out of here because Tony never makes multicolored decks.
RFK Jr. Calls for Shirtless Debate With Joe Biden
Look, you have a candidate who suffers from the fact that everyone who listens to him immediately thinks he is a crazy kook. The less time people spend listening to him and the more time they spend looking at his sunburned pecks, the better