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Tinder Suggests Checking if Your Match is a GOP Member of Congress Before Going on First Date
Be cautious of profiles that feature American flag emojis, military-style buzzcuts, and truck nuts.
First President to Visit a War Zone and a Picket Line Considered Too Bland for Americans
“This whole bragging about a labor renaissance, or a more equal society with bondless optimism is not fitting of our time. It feels very ‘yes we can’ which is so 2008, so Barack Obama. It does not fit with our moment, especially when no one knows where Joe was or what Joe was doing during the Obama years.” -Political Correspondent Mildred Denison.
Republicans Admit Hunter’s Real Crime Is Being Too Well Endowed
“It was all fun and games, until Majorie Taylor Greene started gawking over nudes of Hunter Biden live on the floor of the house” said Paul Gosar R-AZ.